She is the predecessor to Carl Sagan's homemade apple pie. She is the foxtrot, tango, and whiskey of every win.
She can walk a dog with her mind and play piano with her toes while wearing stilettos. She doesn’t leap tall buildings in a single bound, because they always fall at her feet.
She is the dirty little secret behind dark matter. She is every transitional form you can imagine and at least half of the ones you can't. She made Pinocchio a Real Boytm and modeled for the glass slipper before executing the fall of Rome.
She holds bake sales in war zones. She can negotiate with zombies.
She sets the Periodic Table with the good china. She flosses her teeth with string theory and plays drums like a motherfucker. She put herself through school as a quantum mechanic, and when she arm wrestles Mother Nature, she always lets her win.
She holds bake sales in war zones. She can negotiate with zombies.
She sets the Periodic Table with the good china. She flosses her teeth with string theory and plays drums like a motherfucker. She put herself through school as a quantum mechanic, and when she arm wrestles Mother Nature, she always lets her win.
She blesses Jesus's heart.
She is stern, flexible, modest, omnipotent, and she tends to exaggerate for effect.
She is the alter-ego of a collective of imps, silly little fools who think identity and action currently have a reversed chain of causality in this world.
She is their attempt to remedy this.
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